is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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