we should wear snuggies to the strip club
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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