I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I FOUND THE LEGS
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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