Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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