I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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