Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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