So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I booty called her while she was in labor.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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