Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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