Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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