her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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