I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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