i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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