I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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