Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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