Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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