He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Randomize
