I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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