so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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