You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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