Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
pray to the hookup gods
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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