Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Holy shit dude........stairs
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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