normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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