I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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