try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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