Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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