Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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