that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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