ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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