Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I party with great urgency now.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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