There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
