still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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