Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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