You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
