My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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