I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
