would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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