I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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