weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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