i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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