making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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