The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you will always have a special place in my vag
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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