I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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