We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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