Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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