I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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