I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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