ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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