if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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