idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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