margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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