he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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