the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think people are normalizing furries
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