i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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