I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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