I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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