what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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