as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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