she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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