there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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