I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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