and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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