Please, let me fuck your mom
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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